Weird Video Games – Rockman DASH
Everyone has a tendency to interpret video games differently, and this is especially true as you rewind the clock to when a lot of information from favorite titles, including many Mega Man games, came from supplemental sources. Once upon a time, many fans even viewed the Classic series as being as grim and dark as the X series (you know, the one with the elite penguin warrior).
That difference in viewpoint even extended to Mega Man Legends, aka Rockman DASH, as some people argued whether it was part of the same timeline as the Classic series and X, or a separate world all its own (and later turned out to be the former). But as our friend Cleveland Rock from DASH Republic recently showed on Blistered Thumbs, some people see it as something else entirely (warning: one written curse word, if that sort of thing bothers you):
Well, that was an enlightening look into the heart of madness. Hopefully, Cleveland will get the help he needs. Perhaps Capcom fast-tracking Legends 3 would be a good start?
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“You play as Scott Pilgrim the bass guitarist of a band called the Protomen.”
I am already dead. Laughter is the only sound I can make. I don’t even…
That’s supposed to be humor?
I wanna play the magical version that this guy is playing!
Okay…
what?.
@Daniel Lind
Yes, yes it is
You know, this might qualify for the evidence necessary to get him slapped with a “Baker’s Act”… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baker_Act
I’m with Daniel Lind on this one. Between the lack of super craziness and the skippy fraps+ePSXe it’s just sort of…eh…
hey *** with the voice! **** you weird Ds nuts go play some Devil may bend over or some thing else of Capcom b4 you jump MegaMan
I’m dying. I’m dead. He’s getting another follower on The Twits.
Trying too hard.
Hilarious video. Reminds me of the IG parodies that happened back in the day. :p
I hope you know this was an april fools video right. Anyways I watched it back then and its hilarious. I really want to play this version of the game.
I have an accidental cameo in this vid; check the username of the person instant messaging Cleveland during the video.
This guy is my best bro; glad to see something he worked on getting shown off here, even if April Fools is long since past.
Over a month late to the party, I see! But thanks for posting it. I was a little disappointed with how few people saw it.
Odd… I don’t remember you saying it was an April Fool’s Day when you messaged me with that, whenever it was (and I can’t find the tweet now), just “hey, why don’t you run this?”
I finally got around to watching it at some point, and made a post about it. I didn’t know it was supposed to be time-sensitive.
What the |= |_| ( |< is this 5H|T!!!!
ZEROmaverick.
What the |= |_| ( |< is "|= |_| ( |<"?!
Personally, I thoroughly enjoyed this. Got a lot of laughs out of it.
Crappy quality? That’s the POINT. Clearly you guys just don’t get it.
But really, I think what is more likely is that a lot of you are probably just still butthurt over the MML3 cancel and can’t handle a little tongue-in-cheek jab at it. It’s time to lighten up and move on, people.
srry but i didn’t like it
not my kind of humor.
Woah! You can KICK the dog?! I always just talked to it.
I don’t remember recommending this article. Maybe someone else did? But yes, we had this planned as an April Fools’ Day joke since before DASH3 was cancelled.
Tom, the usual host of Weird Video Games, had a few rules set for me: it had to be terrible in quality, I had to get the facts all wrong, and I had to play the wrong game at one point.
And I wasn’t really “making fun of” the cancellation; believe me, it was a tragedy for me. I just tried to bring awareness to the cancellation in the least serious way possible. This involved saying that Konami was responsible, that Keiji Inafune is stranded on the moon, and so on.
So, you know, don’t take anything in this video as making fun of anyone for wanting the game uncancelled; I seriously want DASH3 more than any game in the world. The part about this being my favorite game is absolutely true.
@Anonymous May 7, 2012 at 7:29 AM:
I was playing the Japanese version of the game for this video, in which you can definitely kick Paprika. I wanted to sneak that into the video so people could see it.
Meh
@Regulus, what alternate dimension comments are you reading? lol A lot of who? One person commented on the quality, lol. Most people said it was funny.
You “just get over it” people sound more burt than anyone else.
If anybody appreciates it and “gets it”, it’s the MML3 fans. Even if they don’t find it laugh-out-loud hilarious.
What exactly made you think up “Racism causes bees”?
I saw what it meant I am just not getting the humor very quickly ,but its still appreciated Cleveland Rock. Just not much to smile about really.
@Cleveland Rock May 8, 20XX at 1:11PM:
Thanks for the video! It was quite entertaining. Keep up the good work.
wait,,,did I seriously just hear the narrator say Keiji Inafune with a picture of Hideo Kojima..????