"I'm sorry, but did I just hear myself say... 3 minutes?"
If anyone reading appreciates that, well, just know that I appreciate you.
Anyway, MegaTuga passed along the following video from Arcade Cloud that retells the story of the entire Mega Man Classic series (well, the numbered ones, anyway) in just three minutes:
Suffice to say, it's a parody of sorts, so you probably shouldn't actually quote it as fact to anyone asking. Still, the animation is fun, so check that out.