Perhaps you were hoping for Mega Man Legends 3? Or maybe Mega Man X9, or a remade, high definition Mega Man collection? Come now, your thinking is much too small. Capcom has something way better planned than any of that! Rockman Unity has the scoop that the three femme fatales of Rockman: Roll, Mayl and Luna, are collaborating to form their own idol group. Their first single, "Transmission of Your Heart," is set to release on December 17th, 20XX. Although not mentioned, the expected price is three billion yen. They will have to hurry and compete with AKB after all.
Furthermore, there will be a goods campaign to promote the single. You can pick up three limited edition posters featuring each of the sweethearts (while supplies last). On top of that, a live performance is also being organized to take place on the rooftop of the Capcom building. Which is nice, because those guys don't get to get out very much!
Alright, alright, stop clenching your mouse like that. (I assume it's because you're angry...) A fun little joke from Ucchy-san. Perhaps. I don't mean to fool with you, but all I'm saying is there's been a joke album in the past that turned out to have some truth to it. You can never be too sure what's going to happen!