The final roster for Marvel vs. Capcom 3? Let's face it: not everyone is entirely pleased with it. Characters who appeared in the first two installments were left out, while others no one would have ever imagined making the cut took center stage. And as we all know, for some reason, any hero bearing the name of "Mega Man" was left on the cutting room floor.
Nonetheless, video game humor website Dorkly managed to catch up with five characters who were not included to get their thoughts on being left out. And topping the list is none other than the fans' number one pick to be downloadable content, Mega Man X.
I honestly don’t blame them for not including me. They really needed the extra space for the gaggle of Resident Evil chumps. It’s a pretty great move, so long as you ignore the fact that survival horror characters bring nothing to the fighting game table. But if they happen to come upon any puzzles mid-combo, they’ll totally be prepared! Besides, the Mega Man void has been filled by the all-powerful Zero. I mean, the guy has a ponytail! How cool is that?
Seriously, though: Get a haircut you ****ing robot hippie. I’d rather play as Servbot.
X's story is but one of five (though he's the only Mega Man character on the list), and you can read the rest here. Just be mindful that there is a little bit of vulgarity involved.