Syl's E-Can Refill 00: The Introduction

E-Can So, I was finally allowed to wreak havoc on the site and claim it as my own, damning it for all eternity have my own critic column, attacking carefully analyzing the Mega Man franchise. It's called Syl's E-Can Refill. Can't you tell how awesome it'll be by the picture? Yeah, I agree, it will be amazing.

I'm actually only doing this because Heat threatened to send me to Antarctica. While I don't really mind the weather, I heard there's no electricity there, and what would I do if I couldn't watch 90210 & Oprah*!? So, to keep from being deported, I am your entertainment for however long it takes me to get Capcom to stop making Mega Man spin-offs. What's next, Mega Man Fall Out Boy? Mega Man Tom Cruise? Mega Man Megan Fox? Actually, that last one doesn't sound too damn bad.

So what am I going to talk about? Haha! As if you had to ask! .. Actually, I figured I'd just rant and somehow fit Mega Man into it. Sounds good, right? This is supposed to be in the same vein as the old Fiber articles DM used to post. I wanted to call this the New Fiber... But I'm afraid he'll appear out of nowhere and send Zeroes to get me and force me to stop jocking his idea. Hey, it's happened before.

What can I say... I'm a musician, not a writer. But this still looks a lot better than no 90210, so get used to it.

Oh, by the way. Those E-Can drinks? DISGUSTING. Sheesh.

*I don't actually watch Oprah.